SiteKit, Servers, and SARCASM!!!!

Digital Matrix Cafe General Chat
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"Ere, why isn't my SiteKit plugin working"

"oh it's a terrible plugin (even though we have recommended it forever and have countless videos on how to set it), it's conflicting with something, then again, it's probably YOUR FAULT, you can't blame us"

Me - "eerm, works perfectly well on 100,000,000,000 other websites with different hosting"

"What's going on with the server?"

"oh this happens from time-to-time, it's to be expected, but we have a team of technical experts and super advanced engineers dealing this, but then again, it's PROBABLY YOUR FAULT (it's never our fault)".

Me - "Eeerm, this doesn't happen from time-to-time with other hosts, even the worst known hosting platforms online have better uptime, in fact, I would suggest that if your host has 3 occasions of excessive downtime within the space of 6 months you'll lose Google rankings for poor user experience, whereas your team of "techncal experts" and "super advanced engineers" appear to have had downtime THREE TIMES in the last TEN DAYS, how do you think Google is going to respond to that??????????"

"Hooray, for ShiteSupport (ooops, incorrect spelling there... or WAS IT????????) they fixed all the issues and have us up and running again"

Me - "eeerm, they caused the problem through poor service, poor hosting, and a lack of technical know-how, and you're THANKING them for sorting things out... once more, this is the equivalent of someone smashing you in the face with a baseball bat and then calling you an ambulance, and then you stating that the person who smased you in the face with a baseball bat is "the best human being in the world, so fantastic, couldn't live without them", JUST because they rang you an ambulance (eeerrm, you WOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED AN AMBULANCE if they hadn't smashed you in the face with a baseball bat in the first place")

AND NO, this is NOT a public-service announcement or a subtle marketing ploy, you host where you like, I don't care, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just thinking about the word "programming" that was used here on the platform the other day...

YES!!! I know I should stop, but I can't help it, there's just so much more NEW ammunition on a daily basis!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Honest to god, the answer was to transfer me to a new server!! I asked them just to fix the issue and leave my website where it was and had silence for 3 hrs to then be told they had “upgraded” me to the new server anyway.

I can’t wait until my subscription runs out!
Everyone kisses site supports arse but my eyes are wide open!!

Getting worse everyday but strawberries and virtual bars make it all better 🤣

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I was thinking already, just lurking in chat for a few minutes and on the platform to see if any 'best training ever' would appear, maybe. Saw all these questions about sitekit and was thinking 'here we go again' whahahahahaha

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Yeah, I don't think they help me too much neither, they just sort out the problems they created (and I have had a fair share of times this happened).

My SiteKit is currently not working. And well I don't know why, either the hosting (I even asked site support to sort this out, like they say they would, but they didn't. They even said that they couldn't. I will ask one more time to see if they could "sort it out").

By the way, Partha, just like a little question about the web 2.0 websites. I created a new website (using a new email address, like you said). Was just wondering, if it would be a good idea to link to my other web 2.0 websites that I will create down the line. Just to kinda increase the authority of all the websites, and creating better backlinks for my main website.

Maybe a bit unnecessary to ask, but I just want to make sure that I don't really do any mistakes and instead hurt my website.

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@jonathan NO CONNECTION BETWEEN WEB 2.0s WHATSOEVER (honestly, Jonathan, I can't say it any more than I already have)...

to increase the authority of your web 2.0 properties, yes you can get backlinks to them as well, but DO NOT MAKE OBVIOUS THAT IT IS YOU WHO HAS CREATED ALL THE WEB 2.0 properties (if they are ALL linking to each other, there is obviously a "relationship" somewhere)

"Dirty" backlinks in BULK work well on web 2.0 properties (which is what I have offered in the Parasite SEO course, typically costing $8-$20 for the most basic packages)

BUT

You can do consistent "dirty" backlinks for your web 2.0 properties, it will just take you hours, days, weeks, and months to get a decent amount.

The easiest "dirty" backlinks to get are forum and social profiles, which you CAN USE on your websites, but I'd always say stick to about 25 just for branding ON YOUR WEBSITES.

When it comes to making them "dirty" for backlink purposes to use on web 2.0 properties, get as many as you can.

So, you would need to do some Google or ChatGPT searching, something like

"give me a list of high DA/DR forums and social media platforms"

Then simply start creating a one paragraph bio (which I've shown in about 7 different threads on the platform now), put it through CHATGPT to get about 50 variations, and then start opening accounts at these platforms, adding a profile bio, which includes a link to ONE OF YOUR WEB 2.0 PROPERTIES (e.g. "jonathan is founder and main author at jonathanswebsite@weebly.com..." and then moving onto the next one.

Depending on the competitiveness of your keywords, anywhere from 50-300 profile backlinks should start increasing authority and rankings of web 2.0s (obviously SEO takes a few months to kick in), and then you do that for EVERY web 2.0 property you create.

This is why this business is ALWAYS said to have "investment"

Either TIME or MONEY investment is required.

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@partha Ok, no connection whatsoever, got it.

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Did I miss something somewhere?? What are the web 2.0's??

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Hey Rudy ... have a look at this post: https://digitalmatrixcafe.com/community/postid/2001580/